not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.
Don’t date anyone who’s intimidated by feminism.
Don’t date anyone who thinks it’s a threat to men and masculinity.
Love yourself. Don’t settle for a piece of shit.
things i don’t own enough of
• make up
• other useless things that will get me nowhere in life but I want them
you wanna fight? alright let’s take this outside! the stars are so bright tonight. the moon looks so nice. hold my hand
I never understood why kids tease each other about having zits.
"Hahaha, occasionally, a piece of dirt or bacteria makes its way into your pores and your body defends you from infection in the only way it knows. Neener neener neener!"